Can I Rape You?

Author: JackMehoffAllNight

Date: April 17, 2004

Hi! Welcome to McDonalds. What would you like?
Um, I don't you have what I want.
Oh, c'mon. Try me.
Um, Ok. I'll have a
What do you mean? CanIRapeYou is a Canadian delicacy!
I don't give a damn.