The Office Episode 5

Author: Jack_Grist

Date: July 8, 2007

by Jack_Grist
7-08-07
Hey, Dont let that Stupid Dick Melvin get the better of you, hes a dumb prick with no friends. Just Ignore Him.
I Know, im going for a Promotion, which is cool.
Good Morning Will. Hey, Due to your Good Work, im Giving you a Promotion. Your a Mailroom Clerk, youve Jumped two Spaces up the Line. And watch out for the Mail Rats. Their Little Shits!
Ok, Thanks,i'll do my Best Boss. And are the Mail Rats Big?
To be Coninued in the Next Episode!
Holy Shit
Hey Motherfucker! Drop Your Nightstick, your Phone and your,err, Tie. Yes, drop all of that!