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by Jacob13
3-27-05
RING RING!
I'dd better get that...
RING RI.....
Oh well... I guess they hung up...

 

by Jacob13
3-27-05
Well, this is going nowhere fast...
the trash guy doesn't even pick up for two more days..
and.. I am pretty hungry. maybe I should go get a bite... My.. my, whats this???
Free drink with purches of any large pizza, or super taco meal! At Sancho's Pizza & Tacos!
I guess That I can hold off of the whole suicide thing untill after I fill this hole in my guts!
pizza & tacos!!! Free drink!!!!

 

by Jacob13
3-28-05
I'll take one lage pizza and I have this coupon for a free drink
Umm.. that coupon is no good...
It says its good untill next month...
What I ment to say was... That we're out of free drinks.
OUT OF FREE DRINKS!?! WHAT THE F#CK DOES THAT MEAN?
Actuallly, It turns out that we don't even sell drinks.

 

by Jacob13
3-28-05
WHAT THE HELL!... Okay, you know what, I'll just get the pizza!
Well... It looks like we're out of pizza..
What about ta...
Nope, Just ran out of tacos.
FINE! ALLRIGHT! I'LL GO TO McPIZZY! SURE I MIGHT GET HORRIBLY SICK! BUT YOU FORCED ME!
Have a nice day. Good bye.

 

by Jacob13
3-28-05
AH HA HA HA! That was great! Someone put a sign on that guy, that said not to serve him! So I didn't!!! AH HA HA HA!
Well.. Your fired.
But it was only a joke...
A joke that cost me money money money.
You can see the desire he has to keep his job.
Wait sir, come back! I was only joking!
Burp!

 

by Jacob13
3-30-05
A happy day...
Hey Bob, Hows it going?
Man it's going great! I have a date tonight with that hottie Jan! And to top that, I heard talks of them using Jan and I to breed!!! Something about rasing our population!
Man, am I loving life!!!
Don't worry! I'll make sure to help raise our population!........ With Jan!

 

by Jacob13
3-30-05
I know you want it! your lookin right at it, now come and get it!
ohhh yeah!
I apologize for this comic... but it had to be done! Baa ha ha
baaahh!
MEEEEEOWWW!!!

 

by Jacob13
3-31-05
Maybe I've been too mean to those poor souls That's time have come... Their always so freaked out when they see me, That the last moments their absolutely terrified... I shall change my appearance!
Poof! ............. MmmmNo, it's been done.. How about... Poof!
Okay ... Maybe not! They won't know its me, but they'll still be f#cking terrified!... lets see.... Poof!
Nope... but I'm loving this outfit!
If you haven't guessed, This is an on going strip...
Weeeeeee! I'm dacing, I'm dancing!!!....Okay.. I've got it! ...... poof!
This is going to be so good! Who can expect death from a little piggy... Now lets see whos on todays list???

 

by Jacob13
4-01-05
Oink!
What a cute little pig!
This guy has no clue! This is great! oh well I should probable get to it. I mean this guy deserves to die just from his poor taste in fashion! It's so.. Ryan seakrest meets Johnny Depp! Time to die!
who's a cute little piggy?... You are!
Oink!
Argg... My... Blazer.... Bleahhh!

 

by Jacob13
4-01-05
Nock Nock!
Oh Hi Tom! come on in.
.......
Happy Birthday!
...Tom, Your the 5th guy to come over today and try to "give" me sex for My B-Day...Guess what! I didn't have sex with the first 5 and I'm not having sex with you!
But, I changed my boxers just for you!...
Well thats a step above the first 5!

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