For Matthew...

Author: JadeDeath1984

Date: January 19, 2003

by JadeDeath1984
1-19-03
You see, Matthew's birthday was ... a while ago... and I didn't have money, or brains enough to do anything about it, I didn't wanna send him a e-card, because you can never find the right one...
I'm pretty sure that... I'm a idiot and all... so! I've decided to sing happy birthday to Matthew on here! I'm also thinking that, you know, I'm going to get him a very nice gift...
When I get the money of course! Which may be in 20 years! But dammit I'll get him a gift! I promise... I'll prove it to you all!!! And to Mr. Quackers!!! You damn duck!!! You wont be laughing soon!!!
Now! To the singing! Happy Birfday tew yew! I can't sing! But, hey, at least it's something... as late as it may be!!! Damn my mortal brain! Damn it to Hades!
Oh you will learn the value of smartness! Anywho... I'd like to make a public apology, to Maffhew, I am sorry... that I haves no moneys, and I can't pick out the correct e-card.
Oh... I feel so dirty... *sobsob* Happy Birthday Maffhew, yew is my bestest friend, and I love yew!