What do people have against cats? II

Author: JadeDeath1984

Date: July 7, 2003

by JadeDeath1984
7-07-03
[1] Hey Sally... I heard you got a new cat... [3] Can I see him?
[2] Yesh, and his name is mister Fluff'ems... I lub hims. [4] Sure!
A shot is fired and the screams of "NOOOOO!!! Mister Fluff'ems!!!!" is heard through out the neighborhood.
What the hell was that?
Meow?
Translation: Mew... = You stupid fucking clod...
Oh, Hello little Boots!!! Are you hungry? Do you want mommy to get you some food? Did that mean, mentally unstable drunk scare you?
Mew...