Ask the wise Wizard... the end?

Author: JadeDeath1984

Date: March 3, 2004

by JadeDeath1984
3-03-04
Mister powerful wizard, what has brought you to my humble undersea lair?
I, the wise wizard came here to grant you assistance if any is needed. And... a large group of Italians strapped cement blocks to my feet and threw me of a dock.
Well, can you please make me either into a man or a shark? I am shunned by both men and sharks.
Well... I guess I could... that is if... NO!!!!
50 years later.
So... still working on the spell?