She's rude..she's crude...but she's pretty damn cute!

Author: Jael

Date: March 30, 2001

by Jael
3-30-01
And so...the horrific soap opera music pipes in
Yes, Nurse Mary, it is me....Agent Scully. And I'm quite uncomfortable as you can plainly see.
Well follow me Scully, I know how rough those anal probes can be
Rough...yeah..that's it. It was completely hare raising for me.
Meanwhile...back at the ranch
Dagnabbit Jethro! I told you that FBI agent was up to no good! You never listen!
Hey! She's the one that wanted to kiss me between the ears! How was I to know she meant....