The Complete Handbook To Make Your OCD More Insane! Part 1

Author: Jael

Date: April 11, 2001

by Jael
4-11-01
In this issue, we are going to show you how to drive Obsessive Compulsive people crazy.
Oh this is going to be good!
Lesson 1: The Germ Infested Door Handle
While it's okay to show your underwear, never ever, touch the door with your hands. Always use your feet.
The best way to thwart this, remove all papertowels in the vicinity, and grease the handle with vasoline.
Lesson 2: The Confetti Caper
Take one of those big bags of confetti or shredded glitter. Walk around your OCD's workplace or home, and sprinkle it all over the place. Be careful not to get caught!
Then watch in amazement as they go insane trying to pick up each individual piece. For extra added fun, hide their vacuum cleaner and broom!