Blazing Low Pass Saddles - Take 2

Author: Jael

Date: January 24, 2001

by Jael
1-24-01
Evil Helmut Lamarr decides to take over the town of Dry Gulch once and for all!
We'll fix up Dry Gulch, we'll send them a new sheriff!
Yee-haw Hedly..yer right smart! That'll get 'em
Meanwhile...in Dry Gulch
Well I hear, we're getting a new sheriff! I must get ready...for my showstopping sausage number!
Damn...I knew I should have quit the booze long enough for that job interview
Across the plains...he rode. A man with a purpose, ready to fight evil and injustice in Dry Gulch. A man...with a tan and a pink donkey.
"howdy folks! I'm yer new Sheriff...Sheriff Neal's the name!"
psst...Sheriff Neal, do ya think they've never seen a pink donkey before?