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Correctional Facility Counselor
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| Job skills? Honey, I can slap a condom on a man quicker than yer momma spread her legs for your pop! What the #$&*@ kinda job skills do ya think I have honey? | |
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Admissions Counselor at an Art School
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| This IS my portfolio!! YOU cannot define MY ART! I AM a SERIOUS artist! More galleries show my bodily fluid art than I bet you've stepped foot in girlie! | |
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| Hey little lady, I was reading the employee handbook, and it says that I'm not allowed to have a weapon on the premises. Now, does that mean in the building or can still leave the gun in my truck? | |
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