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by Jai_Deliete
10-13-01
One fine summer's day, three dorks hung out together.
So then the old guy goes, "Look, like mannequin! Say it! Mannequin!"
Bummer.
They were Samantha, Robert, and Johnny.
Hehe... weird old guy...
That's hilarious! "Say it! Mannequin!"
The ramifications of this act have not yet been fully realized.
Say it! Mannequin!
Ahaha! Mennequin! Say it! Ha!

 

by Jai_Deliete
10-13-01
There can be times...
...Those wack invertebre'll sting you! OLD-SCHOOL!
Ha, those Simpsons!
...When "The Simpsons" can be quoted too much.
Now we have to give THEM a fruit basket!
Yvan eht nioo-o-oo-oj!
Or... can there? I mean, really, CAN there? I doubt it, myself.
OLD-SCHOOL!
Yvan eht nioj! Yvan eht nioo-o-oo-oj!

 

by Jai_Deliete
10-13-01
It has been brought to my attention that this comic strip is not all it could be. That, in fact, my very first strip contained a very grievous misspeling.
I wonder how you're supposed to spell "misspeling"...
...Uh, so now, for your general amusement, my microphone will dissapear in with a loud "ZAP" sort of action thing.

 

by Jai_Deliete
10-13-01
Johnny jumps on the "comic strip maker" bandwagon.
I'm sorry I missed this the first time around! It's so cool! Watch me fly, Project Reality lackeys!
PR MB: Okay. It was funny once, who's to say it couldn't it be funny again?
..."Lackeys"?
But is it too late for our hero?
Um...
PR MB: Nevermind...

 

by Jai_Deliete
10-13-01
GCN vs. PS2: The debate rages on across the untamed lands of the internet.
I don't like the Playstation 2 near so much as Nintendo's new GameCube system.
Oh, yeah? Ha, you must be some kiddy Nintensuck fanboy! I mean, psh! The LAMEcube?
So, you must prefer the PS2. Why is that?
"Ooh! Mario Baby Playing System 128! Ooh! Mommy, may I have a STUPIDIDIOTcube for Cwistmas?"
Argue with me intelligently!
j00 SuX0rZ !!1!1111!1!

 

by Jai_Deliete
10-13-01
Talking with Ryan Zillmer over the internet.
Sure, you can come with us to E3. I look forward to raping you.
Great, thanks! ...The going part, not the raping.
I REALLY look forward to RAPING you. In your BED at NIGHT. Better WATCH OUT for me.
Heh, sure, Ryan. See you in LA.
Talking with Ryan Zillmer in real life.
Well, good night... heh, we ARE sleeping in separate beds, right? Wink, wink!
. . . You freak!

 

by Jai_Deliete
10-13-01
On that one fateful day in May, I walked to the LA convention center for the first time.
Hm. Homeless guy.
Mm. . . brains. . .
...She didn't really say that. Not in so many words.
Hm. E3 Ticket-seller.
That'll be two hundred dollars plus your soul. Thanks, have a great three days here with us!
But the Nintendo booth really did look somewhat like this.
Oh my. . . Nintendo! Oh, God, what have I done to deserve being in this holy place?
Great, another one.

 

by Jai_Deliete
10-13-01
In line for the win-a-GBA wheel game at Nintendo's E3 2001 booth.
Geez. This guy ahead of me is huge. His armpits come right to my face. I can't escape them. They smell like. . . homeless people.
Blah blah blah
The stench he exudes is overpowering. Time to escape to my imagination while I wait for this line to end. . .
True story.
Erk!
Aww, yeeah. . .

 

by Jai_Deliete
10-14-01
Taking pictures at E3 for my online booth babe special.
Hey, there's a couple more over there. Let's go in for a closer look, and some pictures.
There were some faces to remember.
Excuse me! Can I get a picture of you and. . .
There were some faces to forget. And then wake up in the middle of the night screaming over.
. . . HOLY SMOKES! RUN FOR IT!
Why does everyone keep doing that when I turn around?

 

by Jai_Deliete
10-14-01
Back at the hotel, we amuse ourselves with Eric's multi-million dollar investment import game.
I'm going to play Samba de Amigo now. Don't laugh. I know it's gay and I spent too much money for it, but it's incredibly fun.
Okay.
Da da da. . . ah! Missed that one! Geez, not another "Boo!". . . ha, perfect! Yes! Eat that, maraca-shaking monkey! Uh, uh, da da da. . .
*snickers*
. . . Brandon, stop pretending to grind against my butt while I'm playing.
No.

 

by Jai_Deliete
10-14-01
Scotty. Scott Delbango. "Bang" as in "sex". Right here, baby. . . Right #%&$ing here. Heh. Homeless jokes. Heheh. Dale Earnhart jokes. I tell you, I've got a million of them.
Hm. . . two parts vodka in the glass, but only one part of the last of the orange juice. Happily for Eric Denney, this is not a problem. Got to use that liver while I've still got one.
Need. . . sleep. . . I'll grab some after I finish this article. And then the next article. And then I'll have to save the world. But maybe after that I'll hit the sack. Oh, I'm Justin Whirledge.
The name's Ryan Zillmer. You can call me, "sexy", or "studmuffin", or "throbbing manflesh hunk". Ooh, yeah!
Role call.
. . . I'm just the Nintendojo staffer who got lost during E3 and subsequently eaten by a homeless man.
Ha!

 

by Jai_Deliete
10-15-01
A typical day at the hotel during E3.
Hey, guys. What's up?
Hey, Rarenet Dan. Not much. Heh, #%@$ing Nintendojo. I mean, really, a website run by Dale Earnhart would suck less.
Mm. Yeah. I guess I'll go play Virtua Tennis now.
Full of excitement and wonder.
Hey, don't forget to take Trevor with you when you go back to your room. He's still under this table.
. . . zzZZZzzz. . .

 

by Jai_Deliete
10-18-01
My PS2 is busted. But I fixed it. But then it broke again. I don't know what's the matter with it. Got any ideas?
Hm. I think I know what your problem is.
You do? Great! What is it?
You have a PS2.

 

by Jai_Deliete
10-18-01
Hey, Jai. I'll give you the job of keeping my PS2 warmed up with a copy of the Star Wars: Episode One DVD inside. Interested?
Woo! Am I ever! I'll start immediately!
Er... you're sitting on my PS2.
So?

 

by Jai_Deliete
10-18-01
Never, EVER get up in the middle of the night.
I could sure go for a glass of water right now.
I'll, uh, just turn this light back off.
EVER.
Mussst. . . feeed. . .

 

by Jai_Deliete
10-18-01
Aaah! A dragon!
Aaah! No plot!
Aaah! An alien!

 

by Jai_Deliete
10-21-01
Good posters never die.
SGM MB: Good-bye, Ridley. We'll miss you!
Lord Ridley: So long, chumps!
They just start lurking.
SGM MB: . . . He's still here, isn't he?
Urge to flame. . . rising. . .

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