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by Jakesimonm
9-23-02
Meet the misfits,Grob and frank
Bloo baloo baloooba!!
I know what you are!!
I don't know what the hell either of thems saying,do you?
Gooooblarbgooblabarb
Youre an aboriginal caveman of the bufo bufo species
I have a feeling they're gonna be best friends!
Well I could have told you that,dammit
oh...

 

by Jakesimonm
9-23-02
Why are we in a star wars scene?
'cos im cool and youre not!
Wait a minute,that's verbal assault!
OW!!
Cluck,cluck?

 

by Jakesimonm
9-24-02
Another day in misfit land...
I wont let you keep it!
Mom hes way cool he can burp the whole alphabet!!
whoo hoo!! frank can keep grob!!
whatever just dont let it crap on the floor
alright mom!!
er......
About time!!
You can come out now

 

by Jakesimonm
9-24-02
Today The old git is on the road
Hello and welcome to the jerry minger show: todays topic:should hobos use tambourines to attract our attention?
i'm not sure jerry,you see...
this won't end well
You want the truth,but the *&£$~@ing fat cats downtown think you can't handle the truth!
Dont interrupt me!!!!!!
CENSORED
OW,OW,OW!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'LL KILL YOU! AAAAAA!!!!!!!!

 

by Jakesimonm
9-24-02
Oh, crap, the cops are takin' my wheels!I only needed one little sniff!!!
Why did ya steal my car!!! I should call the cops on you,sleezbag!!
Uh,sir,we are the cops...
Dont correct me....
You just try it...

 

by Jakesimonm
9-24-02
where were we? oh yeah, Bonky was about to kill officer Steve!
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
OW!!!
aaa my beautiful car-just how I left you!

 

by Jakesimonm
9-24-02
Yes I have.I think?
Have you made my exact clone, proffesor?
he doesnt know i'm really Saddam hussain in desguise!
You are dead professor!!!
that sure showed him...where am I going?

 

by Jakesimonm
9-25-02
Good lord,Where the hell am I? AAHH!! I am in hell!
AHHHH shuttup!!
Mr.Bonky,you are sentenced to an eternity in hell!!
Hey wait,I'm taller than you
Oh,crap,hes onto me!
Whoo-hoo!! I'm on the highway from hell!!

 

by Jakesimonm
9-25-02
AAAAHHH!!!! a bug! Kill it!
You're not pretty yourself,pal
What the bloody hell?!?
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by Jakesimonm
9-25-02
Bonky & officer steves house...
*sigh*another day,another person dead...
Grrrrrrrr....
Grob & franks house
I don't know why I have to wear clothes at franks house!
Why are we next door to the odd couple?
who the FUCK!?!?!
I SO hate him! HE's too lazy,boring,bad in bed...
.......

 

by Jakesimonm
9-26-02
Why is he in my strip?
FART!!!
Say something Intelligent or your'e dead pal!
ARSE!!!
How many asian girls Have I Killed now? 20? 30? 1,000?....
Why am I here?

 

by Jakesimonm
9-26-02
awwww tv sucks! i'll go do something!
Buy astronaut bread! it's the bread of astronauts!

 

by Jakesimonm
10-12-02
Ok, all you do is say what you think the splodges on the wall mean!
seems simple enough.
Ahhh..... blue oranges?
That's it! I give up!After 2957 tests I thought I could class you sane!
Well,you didn't. can I have my $12,000,00 now?

 

by Jakesimonm
10-12-02

 

by Jakesimonm
10-13-02
Bonky would like to clarify a few things before making anymore comics.
Hi, I'd just like to say that while you have been reading the 'Bonky' strips, many of you may think I am a megalomaniac bent on killing every being in existence.
I'd just like to say,your'e right.
you stink!!
to be continued........
who the hell said that!
I DID!!!

 

by Jakesimonm
10-13-02
Bonky and the angry listener are going head to head in a parallel universe!
cllmTime to show you my phenomenal shifting powers! I bet you didn't know I had those!dkygtvifkrgdjtvg3ktbk5etegdkyrntyuytwuyreelerygnewyt8953ntr! Ive recited the magic words! here we go! jhcgn
bring it on dickface!
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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, god, NOOOOOO!!!!!!
WOW!
What the hell happened there?

 

by Jakesimonm
12-23-02
Hi everybody. I know I haven't made any comics lately and I am here to tell you why. first of all, I've been busy, what with school and chess club dominating my life...
...and I found lots of different websites to try out, andamong other things, It's christmas, goodwill to all men,peace and love and all the other stuff. finally, temptation island was a pile of crap.
Uh oh, death do we part!!!!!
Come on out bonky, we know your'e in there!!!

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