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by JazzX
1-24-04
I can only find us scrims against sYn, and I cannot keep our active roster above three people at any given time.
I require someone to do all the work, while I mock others and pretend I'm in charge.
Please sir, stop the hitting.
You, peon #2, you are now a co-owner, go forth and do my bidding.

 

by JazzX
1-27-04
Chimp owns everyone, getting himself banned from yet ANOTHER server.
All hail king Lerk!!!!! Now with 203 kills, and 10 deaths.
OMG YOU R TEH N00B LORK H4><0R
Jazz has inane conversations with players who have the depth of a frisbee.
MARINES R STILL WEEK!!1! THEY R MORE SUX THAN 2.0
How many games of 3.0 have you played? Two?
Mord conquers two realms of nerdery simulatneously, and Bullet is a pumpkin.
Heh heh, I just discovered I can Command Marines to victory and Level my Ranger-Elf-Wizard in DAoC at the same time.
I'm still downloading 3.0 on my 1337 Dial-Up connection.

 

by JazzX
2-02-04
Back during 1.04, on r5
Hmmm, the relocation to South Loop failed miserably, I had better try locating to Eclipse next.
Gutter, we are losing to a bunch of random pubbers... FFS Jazz has the most kills on their side. DO SOMETHING!!!
Approximately 3 minutes later
**[TG]Mordicain is know known as Mordicain** **Mordicain has left the server**
holy f***ing gg
The Next day, in #thegimps
So I uh kinda beat your clan with Gutter in Command. And I think Mord might have quit.
<[TG]ChimpZealot> OMG WTF BS HAX (To Be Continued)

 

by JazzX
2-04-04
A few days later, in IRC.
So we suck, and by we I mean everyone but you and I. We should just form a new clan.
OMG WTF BS HAX
We can probably drag Jazz along with us. He's [TG]'s only fan and we can probably get him to do our bidding.
OMG WTF BS HAX
For reasons that currently escape me, I think you should be the leader.
I R TEH WINAR!!! (To Be Continued)

 

by JazzX
2-07-04
A few days later in #gimpoutkastz (word)
OMG I R TEH GETZ US A SEVERS AND WEL PUT MI PLGUS ISN ONS IT AND ULL MAKS US A WEBSITE THAT WILL ROXZRZ
So you can get us a server and website, sounds good.
Yeah I'll join ya, I was gonna try out for Pandas, but this seems good enough.
Well Liquid seems nuts, but now that Weazel's joined I guess 4 out of 5 players are sane, that isn't too bad.
Alright Weazel said I get a cookie if I joined this channel and changed my tag to |DL|, so where's my cookie?
4 out of 6

 

by JazzX
2-21-04
Someone accidently triggers him...
Can I get someone to kick the TK'er on the CS server?
!kb roto and red to be 3
Then the idiots come out to play.
MrBunny, !kb Gutter
gutter u have no milk
Poor Abused Bunny
No MrBunny, !kb Bullet
oh yeah, i know you want to change my hl cd key for livejournal?! plz?! pm me if you can buy you things

 

by JazzX
2-27-04
Mord hates Umbra.
Shoot the Damn Lerk. Stop shooting the onos and shoot the lerk. THE LERK. LEEEEEEEEEERK.
Onos are teh scary, me sh00tz0rz them with grenadez0rz.
Mord hates Armories.
Go through the PG. No, thats the Armory. Stop using the Armory and go through the Phase Gate. FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY GO THROUGH THE PHASE!
I R 1337'est player evar. N33d m0re Amm0 for my sh1rt g\/n and turr3nts.
Mord hates Everyone.
Alright bitches, time to feel pain. We're relocating to the bottom of this pit, where I've invited Mr. Onos and Mr. Fade to join us.
OMG IT BURNS!!1!

 

by JazzX
8-30-04
Meanwhile, at the Hilary Duff Obsession Support Group
My name is Kilalot, and I was sent here by the members of |DL| since they feel I have lewd thoughts involving Hilary Duff.
Hi Kilalot.
But I don't whack off to Hilary Duff, so I don't really know why I'm here.
Now now, overcoming your denial will be the first step to recovery.
To Be Continued....
And another thing, I'm a White Canadian Teenager, MAKE ME INTO A DIFFERENT CHARACTER!
BWAHAHAHAH, careful what you wish for.

 

by JazzX
8-19-06
Hmm, so almost two years to the day I made a PT1 of a comic, and never made PT2.
Though its ironic that last night our channel was filled with basically the same 8 people that were in it when I made that comic.
And it wasn't a bad idea for a comic, per se. But Kilalot himself kind of killed my desire to finish it.
So, lets just skip to what would have been that last comic's big finish.
Kilalot has died in a fire - The end.

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