A cautionary Tale

Author: Jdude

Date: April 27, 2004

by Jdude
4-27-04
License and registration, please.
Man, I didn't do shit! You can't pin nothin on me! The white man be oppressin! I know my rights!!
Sir, you were going 25 in a 50mph zone, I wanted to check and see if...
HELP! HEEEELP! I'M BEIN REPRESSED! ITS RODNEY KING PART 2! BACK OFF PIG!
..so the jerk let me off with a warning. Now how am I gonna find out what jail food tastes like?
Maybe they deliver?