Prison Food

Author: Jdude

Date: April 27, 2004

by Jdude
4-27-04
Can you believe it? That fuckin' retard Monroe wanted to get arrested so that he could taste what fuckin' prison food tasted like.
He is such a little fucking bitch.
Well, I heard he bought some fuckin' digging equipment and shit so that he could break IN to prison.
He has no fuckin clue... They're gonna eat him alive in there.
*Romantic music plays*
Hey, sweet thang! You wanna get spunky?
No, not particularly... altohugh, I think I would like some fo that chicken you offered to feed me earlier.