Brad Pitt vs. crime

Author: Jdude

Date: April 28, 2004

by Jdude
4-28-04
All right, I got the goods. So, why did you want to meet out here in this grave yard, Brad Pitt?
Shut it, shithead. I'm in charge now!
Oh no! Its a set up! I thought you were one of us, man!
Well, you were wrong, gringo! Don't move or I'll plug you with my .38! I'm Brad Pitt, and I'm a rogue bullet! Did you see me in Fight Club? I was the frickin' shit!
No, but I DID see you in the Mexican...
Man, fuck you.