Politio-socio commentary

Author: Jdude

Date: April 28, 2004

by Jdude
4-28-04
hey, buddy, you know how fast you were going back there?
Why, I believe I was only going 35.. well within the legal limit, officer.
Actually, I clocked you going close to 25,000 mph, plus I caught you blowing up a small middle-eastern country back at that last stoplight.
Damn, that wasn't my fault! He swerved right into me!
Nevertheless, I'm going to have to give you a ticket. Do you have proof of insurance?
My wife is going to kill me...