The Outing of Astronaut Boy, Part 5

Author: Jeanster

Date: February 4, 2004

by Jeanster
2-04-04
Ninja Warrior, I'll be away on a misson to help Astronaut Boy find Astronaut Monkey.
Do you think I'm blind, Hero Dude? I know you have the hots for him!
That's not true. I wouldn't kiss that monkey if you paid me a million dollars.
You know damn well I'm not talking about the monkey! You want Astronaut Boy! Don't deny it!
Ninja Warrior, maybe we've been together too long. It's time we moved on and started seeing other people.
That's it? You'd toss me aside after all I've done for you? Last I heard, Astronaut Boy and Geek Boy are still an item. Are you planning to change that?