The Outing of Astronaut Boy, Part 6

Author: Jeanster

Date: February 5, 2004

by Jeanster
2-05-04
Unknown to everyone on Earth, Astronaut Monkey was rescued from the alien planet by telepathic beings from another world.
Thanks for letting me hitch a ride with you, Mr. Alien.
You're quite welcome, Astronaut Monkey. How did you come to be stranded on that planet?
Beats me. I'm just a cute, sweet, innocent monkey who everybody loves.
May I remind you that I AM telepathic?
All right, all right. I pissed off Astronaut Boy by outing him on national television, so he tricked me and left me on that planet. Why did you ask me how I got stranded if you could read my mind?
Just making conversation. Next stop will be Earth. Meanwhile, make yourself comfortable. Why don't you get out of that airsuit? The environmental controls are set so that you can breathe the air.