The Outing of Astronaut Boy, Part 7

Author: Jeanster

Date: February 5, 2004

by Jeanster
2-05-04
Astronaut Monkey removes his airsuit.
I do feel more comfortable out of that airsuit.
That's good. Why don't you go make yourself comfortable in that chair over there?
You mean that chair with all those scary-looking devices around it? No, thanks. I'm quite comfortable standing right here.
Oh, but I insist. And so does my little friend here, Mr. Ray Gun. See?
I am so screwed, aren't I?
You will be in a few minutes. You didn't expect to get a ride aboard our ship without an obligatory probing session, did you? It's tradition. Don't you ever watch The X-Files?