Perhaps Jon Should Visit Pleasantville

Author: Jeanster

Date: February 7, 2004

by Jeanster
2-07-04
Jon tells Phillip that he will be meeting his Internet friend Maura for the very first time that night for dinner.
Phillip, I finally have a date with Maura! I'll see her tonight at seven!
That's great, Jon. I'll just stay home and wallow in self-pity while I stuff my face with all this junk food.
But that night at the restaurant . . .
Sorry, Jon. It could never work out between us. We're just too different.
What do you mean, Maura? Different religions? Different backgrounds? Different dietary preferences?
Soon afterward back at Jon's apartment . . .
. . . and that's when I learned that I'm "monochrome" as opposed to "polychrome".
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