Many Schools Ban Valentine Deliveries - based on real news

Author: Jeanster

Date: February 13, 2004

by Jeanster
2-13-04
Here's the school principal to tell us why his school has banned Valentine deliveries.
It disrupts class and distracts the students.
"And last year some parents wanted the school to pay for roses that went to the wrong kid. It's too much of a hassle."
Chris, I swear I did send you flowers and candy. Honest!
Well, Daryl, I never got them.
Roses and chocolates? That's a pretty good haul you got for Valentine's Day, Chris.
How do I tell Daryl I only think of him as a friend? Meaning I don't want to see him naked?