Barbie and Ken Break Up

Author: Jeanster

Date: February 13, 2004

by Jeanster
2-13-04
Barbie and Ken have broken up after 43 years of being one the world's prettiest couples.
Ken, do you have any comments about the breakup that you'd like to share with our viewers?
It was a mutual breakup. Barbie and I will still be friends. At least I won't have to figure out what gift to buy her for Valentine's Day this year.
Dammit! I forgot Valentine's Day is coming up! I have to shop for my wife's gift!
Yep, that shopping chore will have to be done by her new admirer : Blaine, the Australian boogie boarder.