The Father of One of Her Children? Pt 1 joke I didn't write

Author: Jeanster

Date: February 18, 2004

by Jeanster
2-18-04
A man, exiting a grocery store, was very surprised when a rather good-looking and perky young lady greeted him cheerfully. Her face was beaming.
Good evening!
Who are you?
At least she was smiling until he gave her that "Who are you?" look. He couldn't remember having ever seen her before. Then, she obviously realized that a mistake had been made and apologized.
Oh, I'm so sorry. When I first saw you I thought you were the father of one of my children.
The man was left staring dumbfounded after her.
What is the world coming to, an attractive woman who doesn't even keep track of what the father of her children look like.
Could I possibly have forgotten a relationship? Could it be that I really fathered a child?