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Years ago I used to attend the church near where I lived. But one day they started to get on my nerves by being very pushy about what I should do on my own time.
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| I didn't see you in my Sunday School class. | |
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| That's because I wasn't there. Sunday School is for kids. I'm in my late twenties. | |
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| Well, we also have evening services three times a week. Will we be seeing you then? | |
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| I come here every Sunday morning and listen to the pastor's sermon. And I manage to do it without falling asleep. That's enough church for me. | |
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| God is jealous and wants to be Number One in your life. | |
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| You have no idea how much self-restraint it's taking to keep from saying, "God doesn't want you to refer to Him as piss." | |
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