Pete Wants Maura - Part One

Author: Jeanster

Date: February 10, 2006

by Jeanster
2-10-06
Great news, Maura! Remember how you won't go out with me because you have a rule about not dating anyone you work with?
I remember. And it's a good rule, Pete. I stand by it.
According to USA Today, workplace romances are no longer a taboo! You and I are free to date! So what time shall I pick you up, baby?
Pete, that's just an article about a survey. It doesn't mean I'm going to change my rule and start dating guys here at work.
And here I was worried about being all alone on Valentine's Day! Woo-hoo! I'll make dinner reservations for us. Do you like Italian food?
Did you not hear me? I am NOT going out with you, Pete! Are you selectively deaf?