The Wedding Gift

Author: Jeanster

Date: August 16, 2011

by Jeanster
8-16-11
Good thing our aunt and uncle gave us this Survival Kit when we got married
It has a 3 day supply of food, water and emergency supplies for 2 people!
Three months earlier . . .
Instead of picking something from their wedding registry, we decided to give them a 72-hour Survival Kit
Why? Don't you want to make them happy? Why don't you get them what they want?
Good thing our aunt and uncle gave us this kitchen ware when we got married
How the f*ck is that going to keep us alive for the next 72 hours?