STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER (EPISODE 9)

Author: JedShepherd

Date: November 20, 2011

by JedShepherd
11-20-11
We've been friends for a long time Carlos haven't we? What's it been now, six years?
Yeah, something like that Steve.
It just struck me that you've.. never shown me your face. I just talk to your tentacle while you stand behind a screen door.
Well... I'm embarrassed. I don't like the way I look. People get the wrong idea when they see me... but okay. As it's you...
Erm.. Carlos is short for Cthulhu right? Ah...Erm... I kinda miss your whole tentacle thing Carlos. Could we go back to the tentacle thing? I've just urinated down my leg.
I guess... I knew you'd be all weird about it.