STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER (EPISODE 11)

Author: JedShepherd

Date: November 26, 2011

by JedShepherd
11-26-11
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Hi Steve, I am... Noodle. I am new to this ship. I was picked up from a trash planet on the brink of destruction from a flailing sun. Will you be my friend?
Carlos, I know it's you. You are a terrible puppeteer. Have it really come to this?
How did you know it was me? I've been practicing in the mirror all weekend. You didn't even give me a chance to do my song.
Because I am a puppet too, controlled by one of your other tenticles. You've been talking to yourself for years and...
We need some new friends.