STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER (EPISODE 27)

Author: JedShepherd

Date: December 3, 2011

by JedShepherd
12-03-11
Does your coffee taste funny today Steve?
No.. No why? Have you poisoned my coffee?
No, though that would have been a good idea, seeing as I'm trying to kill you.
So why did you ask about my coffee?
I urinated in it a little and just wanted to know if my urine tastes funny. I'd do it myself, but I don't drink coffee...