All comics by Jester_

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by Jester_
2-01-02
I dunno...my mom told me not to talk to stangers.
Hey little boy...wanna come for a ride?
Didn't I see you just come out of the Blue Oyster?
But...I'm a real life cowboy!
Hmmm...I guess it's ok then.
But I got candy!!!

 

by Jester_
2-01-02
HI! I'm that stupid idea some idiot at Microsoft had!
Type in your question here and click 'search'
How do I kill clippy?
Ahhhhhh!

 

by Jester_
2-02-02
Did you say you wanted a Bud?
Light.
Ok, one Bud Light!
I said one Bud!!!
You said "one Bud"?
Light!

 

by Jester_
2-02-02
Hi! I've come to join the Ambiguously Gay Duo!
Sorry...you can't!
Why not?
Because...they're a Duo...besides you don't seem gay enough... Wait...what does that "PP" stand for?
"Penis Posse" of course!
Ok, you're in.

 

by Jester_
2-02-02
...and I tell ya, she was the hottest thing, I've ever seen! Yowza!
You say that about every girl. Ok, describe her...
Well, for one thing, she had a butt that just won't quit!!! She also likes to put out! I'm seeing her tonight!
Sure Bob...you always say that..sounds like another tall tale...
Later that evening...
Hi there, baby!
Hi Bob!

 

by Jester_
2-02-02
A few hours later...
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim. I had to stop for the night.
Welcome to the Hotel California!
Such a lovely place!

 

by Jester_
2-02-02
...but The Lord didn't see what The Devil did...
That suits me fine!
I'll raise you high to a hundred and five, and forever put and end to your sins!!!
MY HAND WINS!!!!

 

by Jester_
2-02-02
Alas, fame is fleeting...
But I tell you, I was a big star...
Sure you were, mister.
Maybe this will jog your memory!
. . .
ICE ICE BABY!
? ? ?

 

by Jester_
2-02-02
I've invented this drug that makes farts odorless! In fact, I've been farting all day..
I don't believe you!
No.....wait!!!
Yeah, now let me light this cigarette...
Still don't believe me, tough guy?

 

by Jester_
2-03-02
I've been working on it all day,
What the hell is it?
It's a matter transporter which works with DNA sequencing. Step inside please...
I don't think so, I'm outta here.
But Seth Brundle couldn't resist testing it...
Awww fuck!

 

by Jester_
2-04-02
Sid, I'm going to get another beer!
Ok Tom.
ARRRRRGGGHHH!
What's your favorite scary movie!?!?
Tom, is that you?

 

by Jester_
2-04-02
Due to the failure of so many web comics, the owners decided to save money by cutting on the time it takes to draw certain characters...
Holy crap! What happened to my voluptuous body?
That's nothing...look at what they did to poor Charlie Brown over there...
GOOD GRIEF!

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