The Love Letter

Author: JesusWasMyMother

Date: February 4, 2003

Bill, I'm leaving you. It's not like you did anything wrong, really... it's just that I like big, beefy men...
... and this is hard enough as it is, so don't make things worse by trying to get me back...
... or I'll eat your Goddamned brain.
I thought I told you to stay the hell away from me!