Truth.

Author: JesusWasMyMother

Date: March 11, 2003

Did you know, that it wasn't actually Pontias Pilate that had me condemned? No, it was cigarrette companies.
They also used guerrilla tactics to storm heaven and cast me into hell, while partying in heaven with Lucifer. Now only midgets and party chicks can get into heaven.
Truth.
I also hear that they are going to come to Earth and use their fallen angels to kill all your children.