Being nice to stupid people is hard

Author: Jimdoo

Date: March 9, 2004

by Jimdoo
3-09-04
Hey, can I borrow your bike?
I don't own a bike.
You do! I saw you riding it yesterday!
That wasn't a bike, that was my tractor.
Oh yeah, silly me. That's what I meant to say. Can I borrow your tractor?
Stop stop stop stop stop...