The terrifying......well, immobile crankomatic!

Author: JiminyJetson

Date: January 7, 2001

by JiminyJetson
1-07-01
I am crankomatic 439! I bring pain to all flesh!
Oh no, crankomatic is here!
Run in fear, Organic one!
I can't! I have only one type of pose!
The I will come for you!...or i would if i could move...
I CAN'T EVEN TWITCH!