Meet your average sidewalk superhero

Author: Jimmyen

Date: October 31, 2001

by Jimmyen
10-31-01
Excuse me sir, are you aware that you're wearing your underwear on the outside of your pants?
I might take that little piece of advice to heart if it weren't coming from someone who's wearing nothing at all.
um... I'm fairly certain I'm wearing clothes.
Come, come now. You're as naked as that ugly grama I screwed in the park.
Hmmm... I'm also fairly certain that my grandmother was the only "grama" in the park... I think I'll go off now in the general direction in which I'm pointing to check on her.
Yes... There's nothing like the sweet smell of firm, erect justice in the ugly grama to get you going in the morning.