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Author: Jmt311Dmb

Date: January 24, 2004

by Jmt311Dmb
1-24-04
Nightly Channel 3 news
This just in... Weldon is a giant pussy. We now go to Trish on the scene for more details.
I am here standing next to Weldon's badly beaten body
I am such a pussy who has no friends
You've heard it here first, this kid talked trash and got his ass beat. Back to you Tom.
I'm never writting a check with my mouth that my body can't cash.