What's in a name?

Author: JoeBlough

Date: March 7, 2019

by JoeBlough
3-07-19
What name have you selected for you baby boy, Mrs. Jablome!
I think I'll name him...Heywood!
You do realize that Heywood Jablome sounds awfully like, "Hey, would ya blow me?"
So what if Heywood Jablome sounds like Heywood Jablome? It's supposed to!
Years later life got rough for Heywood.
I should run you in for truancy, boy. What's yer name?
Heywood Jablome here, Officer!