But he kept the lifts!

Author: JoeBlough

Date: March 11, 2019

by JoeBlough
3-11-19
At a costume store....
Velcome back to "Drac's Rax"! Returning one, I take it?
You godamn right I am! I want a refund. This thing stinks & is crawlin' with cooties!
Yuk! You're right. The stench is overwhelming.
What kinda inbred, low-life piece of pond scum rented this costume before ME?
Hey Rags, did ya return my disguise to "Drac's" yet?
How could I forget? It stunk like an Asian fish market! But I did keep the LIFTS!