You Just Can't Win

Author: JoeBlough

Date: March 18, 2019

by JoeBlough
3-18-19
Are those shorts or boxers, fella?
Why do you ask?
Because if they're boxers then I'll have to arrest you for "public indecency"!
Then they're "Shorts"! I'll be on my way now!
Not so fast, pal! If those ARE "shorts", then I'm arresting you for "Having Poor Taste"!