Massaging the Truth

Author: JoeBlough

Date: April 1, 2019

by JoeBlough
4-01-19
Inside a local "Burger King".....
Would you like to try our NEW "Whopper"?
New, huh? New how?
It's 100% Vegan!
Vegan? What kinda meat is THAT?
Well...um...uh...actually sir, it's the choicest of cuts taken from only "free range" Texas Wilde-veegs!
Ooh! I'll take four. And hold the damned lettuce. I HATE that shit!