What's WORSE than a Shotgun Wedding?

Author: JoeBlough

Date: April 14, 2019

by JoeBlough
4-14-19
About 25 years ago, with Rags & Deb...
You DID hire the caterer for our daughter's wedding, right?
Of course, and Abdul is the nicest man...
ABDUL? ("You all see where this is goin', right?")
Yes, Abdul! I gave him Carte Blanche on everything! He's waiting for you in the living room.
The menu will consist of Seekh Kabobs, Bheja Fry, Murgh Mughlai, Nalli Nihari and for dessert, Sheer Korma! No exceptions & no substitutions OR..
I know. I know! All your waiters wear suicide vests!