Thank Goodness for Plan B

Author: JoeBlough

Date: April 23, 2019

by JoeBlough
4-23-19
General Mills HQ...1979 (Plan A)
We HAVE TO pick a name & spokesperson for our new cereal TODAY!
We have both candidates out in the lounge waiting to be interviewed.
They're gonna pick ME you little Bee-ATCH!
No way, you're too gross so zip it, FLY!
...but the FLY got the call!
Oh thank you sir. By the way, what will you call it?
"Putrifying Maggot Cheerios", of course!