Daddy's Little Girl

Author: JoeBlough

Date: April 27, 2019

by JoeBlough
4-27-19
You again? What NOW?
Sire, I seek the hand of your daughter in holy matrimony...again!
It's not her HAND you're after, I'm sure, but OK!
Thank you Sire. We'll marry forthwith and consumate tonight!
But the very next morning....
Sire, there was a slight problem. I need to see the Royal Smithy!
If you think I'm going to allow him to break the seal on the "Holy Chastity Belt of Antioch" you better think again, Sir Horndog!