Sounds Like a Plan!

Author: JoeBlough

Date: May 29, 2019

by JoeBlough
5-29-19
Thank you for prearranging your funeral with "Fuzzy & Sons Mortuary".
Oh it's not for ME!
It's NOT? Then who is...?
It's for the gold-digging whore my son married.
Aha! Now it all makes sense. Most folks don't know the exact date & time of a death 6 wks. early!
And don't forget...no casket. Just five medium sized duffle bags. She's gonna, accidentally, be drawn & quartered.