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| I hear you're unhappy with my delivery methods, Mr. ragu4u. | |
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| Don't be ridiculous. I love having $5000 worth of Irish Crystal THROWN up on my porch! | |
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| I'm so sorry. Is there ANYTHING I can do to make up for my lack of professionalism? | |
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| Absolutely NOTHING! Hey d-Bacon! Get the Postamaster on the phone, ASAP! | |
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FYI....d_bacon is STILL on "HOLD"!
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| Good luck getting through, assholes! | |
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| "Get comfy! All our lines are currently NOT busy. It's just that your call is unimportant to us. Please hold..." | |
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