Lousy Postal Service

Author: JoeBlough

Date: June 4, 2019

by JoeBlough
6-04-19
I hear you're unhappy with my delivery methods, Mr. ragu4u.
Don't be ridiculous. I love having $5000 worth of Irish Crystal THROWN up on my porch!
I'm so sorry. Is there ANYTHING I can do to make up for my lack of professionalism?
Absolutely NOTHING! Hey d-Bacon! Get the Postamaster on the phone, ASAP!
FYI....d_bacon is STILL on "HOLD"!
Good luck getting through, assholes!
"Get comfy! All our lines are currently NOT busy. It's just that your call is unimportant to us. Please hold..."