The Tense Interview

Author: JoeBlough

Date: June 5, 2019

by JoeBlough
6-05-19
St. Louis reporter vs. Tuukka Rask
I'm here with Tuukka Rask of the Boston Bruins.
Puhalkaa minua!
Blow you? Why? The "Blues" not showin' you enough love?
Haluatko nukkua perseesi?
No! I do NOT want a puck up my ass, you dim witted Finnish, ogre-like OAF! I hope the Blues just pound your "5-Hole"!
Tuukka hope to pound YOUR A-hole!