Take Only As Directed

Author: JoeBlough

Date: June 18, 2019

by JoeBlough
6-18-19
Monday
Take this script, Gene, to help with your anger issues.
Yeah, whatever Doc!
The next day....
Welcome back to Walgreen's Pharmacy.
Them "HAPPY" pills you filled for me yesterday are useless. They're too big to swallow.
Those, sir, were suppositories! They weren't meant to be taken orally!
OK,OK, I got it now! "Happy Time" will begin once I find that slut "Asperegus Fingers" and get her to jam em' up my ass!