Kids Say the Darndest Things

Author: JoeBlough

Date: June 19, 2019

by JoeBlough
6-19-19
Yer a racist! Ya flunked me cuz I'm white!
Huh! That would be below me!
WHAT? I'm telling the Principal!
There's nothing to tell. Now go home, before I load your backpack with homework!
But later, in the Principal's Office...
You're sure he said, "Blow Me!"? That WILL get him fired, I'm afraid.!
Sure, I'm sure! 100%! And then he threatened to stuff a load up my backside!