Plucked From the Headlines

Author: JoeBlough

Date: June 27, 2019

by JoeBlough
6-27-19
Somewhere in Russia
Igor! We've been searching for you for a month!
I've been playing "wife/bitch" to a big ass Grizzly Bear while trapped in its den.
Ha! You expect me to believe THAT?
He's been saving me like an M.R.E.! I've had to drink my own urine and HIS. He broke my spine & tore off my arm and made...
So, basically, he treated you better than you're used to. Let's hurry up & get you back home to your wife!
Fuck THAT! "Wait up, Yogi-Wogi! I'm coming back!